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If I was a country I'd be: Scotland !
If I was a bad habit I'd be: nail biting
If I was a swear word I'd be: Fuck (Friends you can keep)
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Vanilla
If I was a disease I'd be: Love
If I was a feeling I'd be: love
If I was a war I'd be: devastating
If I was a city I'd be: Oxford
If I was a color I'd be: Blood red
If I was a movie I'd be: Secret Garden
If I was a currency I'd be: Dollar
If I were a month, I'd be: April
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: friday or saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: sunset or sunrise
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mars or venus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: dolphin/killer whale or parot
If I were a direction, I'd be: Forwards :D
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A nice comfy bed :)
If I were a sin, I'd be: Hate
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water
If I were a tree, I'd be: Golden wattle
If I were a bird, I'd be: eagle or Parrot
If I were a tool, I'd be: A tool? :o
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: thunderstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A flute
If I were an animal, I'd be: A german shepphard or Husky
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Carrot
If I were a sound, I'd be: music/a voice
If I were an element, I'd be: fire
If I were a song, I'd be: Romantic
If I were a book, I'd be: able to capture those who read me.
If I were a food, I'd be: Strawberries and ice cream.
If I were a material, I'd be: Silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet
If I were a word, I'd be: loving
If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Gapping smile
If I were a shape, I'd be a: square
If I were a number, I'd be: number 12
If I were a band, I'd be: kick ass rock band
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: elf, drow, angel or dragon.
If I were a card in someone's deck, I would be: A queen of hearts and you would be my king.

HOW TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.



I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(-cough- mayyyybeee) 

(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND *Who hasn't?*
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER** if subs count**
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY )
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED (not on purpose)
(X) I NEVER FOUND OUT THAT I AM VERY SEXUAL WHEN I GET DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE COMMITED A CRIME
(x) I NEVER HAD FRIENDS OVER WHEN I WAS MENT TO BE BABYSITTING
(X) I NEVER HAD A MOUNTAIN DEW SLURPEE
(_) I NEVER HAVE GONE ON A ROAD TRIP