1) Any of that "Hey Sexy! Wanna chat?" shit and i will block you!

2) Don't ask if I wanna cyber because if you do, you are obviously a loser and are in serious need of mental help!

3) Don't ask if I wanna show you a picture of me naked, I will block you and i dont really wanna do that because im a nice person..until im set off.

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
[why wait?]

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
[alcohol last longer]

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
[Wal*Mart has a bigger selection!]

4)Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
[destruction has a bigger effect]

5)Thou shall not steal from thy parents.
[everyone knows grandma has more money]

6) Thou shall not get in fights.
[just start them]

7)Thou shall not skip class.
[just take the whole day off]

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
[Hooters pays more]

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
[as Nike says,"Just do it."]

10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
[just leave them in the middle]